25 Important Things... Oh Noes! I'm getting sick

1. Cough
2. Cough
3. Hack
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5. I'm go to bed
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25 Dreams I Have Had, and Every one...

1. A Red Balloon
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25 Syllables (well 22 and 3 line breaks)

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7. It
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18. still
19. try.
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21. Is
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24. fail-
25. ure?

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25 Things

1. Spiders
2. Me
3. TV
4. Febreze
5. Closets
6. Shoes
7. Batman Pez Dispensers
8. Chapstick
9. Books
10. Mustaches
11. Skirt
12. Shirts
13. Skis
14. Sprees (shopping)
15. Computers
16. Blankets
17. Sweaters
18. Time
19. Pictures
20. Frames
21. Playstations
22. Socks
23. Half Assed 25 Thing Lists
24. Whole Assed 25 Thing Lists
25. Three Quarter Assed 25 Thing Lists

25 Snacks

1. Ants on a Log (Peanut Butter)
2. Ants on a Log (Cream Cheese)
3. Chips (Corn)
4. Chips (Potato)
5. Chips (plus dip)
6. Oreos
7. Chocolate Chip (not to be confused with chips (corn) or chips (potato)
8. Twinkies
9. Ho-Hos
10. Ding dongs
11. Starburst
12. Laffy Taffy
13. Other various Candy
14. Toast (w/ butter)
15. Toast (w/ jam)
16. Ritz crackers
17. Pie (in the afternoon, by itself)
18. French Fries (just)
19. Celery
20. Ice Cream
21. Grapes
22. An Orange
23. Fruit Roll-ups
24. Pop Corn
25. Tequila

25 Facts

1. Texas is south of Oklahoma
2. I sleep in the middle bedroom
3. The law school is across the street
4. MSNBC is channel 49 on TimeWarner in Austin
5. Orson Wells wrote Animal Farm
6. Orson Scott Card wrote Ender's Game
7. Microsoft makes the X-box
8. Grant Morrison writes comic books
9. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Happy Madison Production
10. Battlestar Galactica is in its last season
11. That season is season number 4
12. Shoes are for feet
13. The United States has an income tax.
14. Battlestar Galactica is on the Sci-fi channel
15. Duke the dog is a Dogue de Bordeaux
16. Duke the dog pukes regularly
17. Texas is north of Mexico
18. Texas is west of Mississippi
19. Texas is east of New Mexico
20. At the of writing I'm wearing black socks
21. Barack Obama is the President of the United States
22. Water is composed of two hydrogen and one oxygen atom
23. The Flash is the fastest man alive in DC comics
24. My haircut cost 15 dollars
25. Karl Rove is a douche

25 Facts About Me

1. Name (first): Matthew
2. Name (last): Tominey
3. Name (middle): Foy
4. Name (nickname): Matt
5. Street Address (permanent): 7 College Rd
6. Street Address (current): 810 E. Dean Keeton
7. City (permanent): Princeton
8. City (current): Austin
9. ZIP (permanent): 08056
10. ZIP (current): 78705
11. Eye: Brown
12. Hair: Brown
13. Height: 5 feet 7 inches
14. Weight: 140 (weight subject to change)
15. Month of Birth: June
16. Day of Birth: 24
17. Year of Birth: 1983
18. Undergraduate University: Cornell University
19. Graduation year: 2005
20. Law School attending: University of Texas School of Law
21. Expected Graduation date: 2010
22. Sex: Male
23. Sex: not having enough
24. Name (suffix): III
25. Flammable: extremely

25 Nuts

1. Almond
2. Brazil
3. Cashew
4. Chestnut
5. Coconut
6. Hazelnut
7. Macadamia Nut
8. Peanut
9. Pecan
10. Pine Nut
11. Pistachio
12. Walnut
13. National Union of Teachers (UK)
14. Beechnut
15. Lychee
16. Candlenut
17. Gevuinanut
18. Nuts (as in buddies with bolts)
19. Mongongo
20. Chock full o' nuts
21. Nutrageous
22. Nutter Butter
23. Nut (goddess of the sky)
24. Ah (nuts)!
25. Testicles

25 Knots (Boating and Fishing Edition)

1. Bowline
2. Round turn and two half hitches
3. Cleat Hitch
4. Rolling Hitch
5. Reef Knot
6. Constrictor Knot
7. Chain Splice
8. Eye Splice
9. Anchor Bend
10. Bowline on a bight
11. Figure 8 Knot
12. Sheet Bend
13. Buntline Hitch
14. Trucker's Hitch
15. Carrick Bend
16. Clove Hitch
17. Albright Knot
18. Arbor Knot
19. Blood Knot
20. Dropper Loop
21. Nail Knot
22. Perfection Loop
23. Snell Kent
24. Uni-KNot
25. Trilene Knot

25 Notes

1. Buy Eggs.
2. Bankruptcy, 2/9/09:
3. Q-Tip The Renaissance.
4. Do you like me? Yes? No?
5. Where is the rent check?
6. A good seminar paper.
7. B Sharp.
8. Get more Post It notes.
9. This class sucks!
10. Lock up your bike.
11. Call me when you get this.
12. You were the girl on the bus, I too was on the bus.
13. Your account has been suspended.
14. 25 Random Things About Me.
15. See me after class.
16. Make this funnier.
17. Ten Dollars.
18. Pick up a loaf a bread on the way home from work.
19. Look up!
20. Did something die in your room?
21. Cable's out.
22. Ask out that girl.
23. Can you study at 5:30?
24. Windsor - oh wait, thats a knot, oh well.
25. Let's go to Popeyes.

A little project

I will be making a 25 notes project, until I get tired of it.

25 Me's About Memes

1. Ceiling Cat [Duke] is watching me masturbate at around 11:00PM.
2. God kills a kitten at 11:03PM.
3. You're the man now Beer.
4. Too alt for HRO.
5. Long cat makes me sneeze.
6. Single Ladies get creeped out when I dance like Beyonce
7. Are meme's atheist or just a product of evolution, Richard Dawkins?
8. Am I?
9. One degree from Martini-Chan.
10. Rule 34 of my friends plz?
11. Sauce plox on rule 34 of friends.
12. A /co/mrade who never goes full /b/tard
13. Do I know 25 people? Are there 25 worthwhile memes?
14. A meme vehicle, with cargo room to hold 25 memes, creating a meme loop.
15. Is this meme creation or meme perversion?
16. Various aspects of a meme, a like a huntard.
17. Is one who speaks in memes a memtard?
18. Catchphrases take electronic form. However, these pretzels still make me thirsty.
19. Dig all jive[Bot]. An Ithaca meme for a small world to see.
20. Check this out on my social networking page.
21. Virtual apartment for virtual stuff (strike that) shit.
22. Instant friends.
23. Digital relationships, longing for a tag.
24. 900 pictures in various states of intoxication.
25. I could have spent this time wiki-ing shit (strike that) stuff.

What has my life come down to?

Today I spent time trying to figure out if 7545(o)(7)(A)(2) was the same as 7545(o)(7)(A)(ii). And if not if the discrepancy was due to the article's author writing the citation incorrectly or if there was a difference in lettering between the United States Code and the United States Code Annotated. But then it turned out the provision was too new and so it wasn't in the hard copy of the U.S.C. and there was no pocket part. (FOR SHAME!) I ended up doing the rational thing to do in this post 9/11 world. I went with my gut and used 7545(o)(7)(A)(ii).

This is why I'm proposing a change in the Blue Book to add Rule 22: The go with your gut rule. Also I propose another rule to the Blue Book, Rule 23: If you think about changes in the Blue Book you have to go sit in the corner and think about what you are thinking about. This rule will be called the WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT THE FLOWERS rule.

Normalcy provisions in the Blue Book.

The struggle against lameness

A lot of people have been coming up to me lately to ask me questions about the various things in life that people to tend to ask questions about and usually the following dialog takes place:

Person: Hey Matt, you're like an academic all-star now, how do you fight lameness.

Me:Lameness has never really been a problem for me, person. [Though I don't say person I usually say the person's real name, or buddy, or champ, or duder]

Person: Yeah but you spend like all your time in the law school, and most of the that time is in the library reading. How come I never see you killing dudes in the World of Warcraft, or reading comic books, or hanging out at the club wearing a sweater and not talking to girls any more.

Me: Look, I'm still known to be one of the baddest druids on the Forgotten Coast, I can tell you all about Batman and his aglets, and I was totally not meeting girls downtown this very week. So I don't see the problem.

Person: That's not what I heard from our mutual friend. [The person will say the name of the mutual friend and not "mutual friend" here.] Mutual Friend says you're a lame-ceratops.

Me: Damn.

This conversation happens constantly. And I need to point out that when I say "damn" its not because I'm angry or anything, its the only thing that can escape my mouth after getting hit with knowledge and truth so deep. Like at the end of that Eminem song, "Stan." He says "Damn" the same way I say "Damn." So please don't get it confused with an angry "Damn" or even a Rudy Ray Moore (RIP) Dolomite "Damn."