The summer of no swimming came to and end, or how it ain't summer 'less you pee in the ocean

Just got back from Delaware (we're... in Delaware). I totally went to the beach and swam even though I had said that I wasn't going to swim because I have the body of a 40 year old man. But it all turned out okay because since I'm a fat guy now I can float on top of waves, which is good because they were breaking too close to the shore and I couldn't body surf.

Also if you haven't seen "The Kids are All Right" I recommend it. It's a nice slice of life movie with lesbians. And since Julianne Moore is in it you know there are at least boobs. There is also Ruffalo butt, you know for the ladies, who aren't lesbians. Or maybe also for the lesbians, I think we can all appreciate a naked guy/excellent butt every now and then. (see PCU). The only thing I don't recommend about this movie is seeing it with your parents and grandfather, because that was awkward.