25 Facts

1. Texas is south of Oklahoma
2. I sleep in the middle bedroom
3. The law school is across the street
4. MSNBC is channel 49 on TimeWarner in Austin
5. Orson Wells wrote Animal Farm
6. Orson Scott Card wrote Ender's Game
7. Microsoft makes the X-box
8. Grant Morrison writes comic books
9. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Happy Madison Production
10. Battlestar Galactica is in its last season
11. That season is season number 4
12. Shoes are for feet
13. The United States has an income tax.
14. Battlestar Galactica is on the Sci-fi channel
15. Duke the dog is a Dogue de Bordeaux
16. Duke the dog pukes regularly
17. Texas is north of Mexico
18. Texas is west of Mississippi
19. Texas is east of New Mexico
20. At the of writing I'm wearing black socks
21. Barack Obama is the President of the United States
22. Water is composed of two hydrogen and one oxygen atom
23. The Flash is the fastest man alive in DC comics
24. My haircut cost 15 dollars
25. Karl Rove is a douche