Questions in Class: the haiku

The hand of Hindman
It goes up, then down, then up
Like the hydra myth

Late night in the library pouring over a lengthy tome

Read a long ass book
Learn a bunch of special words
Lawyer or Wizard!

We get nerdy today

How much are we worth?
Accountants help us, will you?
Fall into the GAAP

Am I even trying?

Look in the future
In the Future Sokolow?
THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND

Best New Yorker quote ever

"At an airport rally in Roswell, New Mexico, a well-known landing spot for space aliens, Governor Palin warned against Obama’s tax proposals. 'Friends,' she said, 'now is no time to experiment with socialism.'”

The article can be found here

Two for Tuesday

Inadequate Price,
Your par value is too small.
Just give me more time!

A throw back haiku

My mobile mustache
Handlebar with tennis shoes
And my beard has wheels

Super nerdy haiku

Small Number of Shares
No Pareto Optimum
You Guys are the worst.

Woo Joe Biden!

Kind of weak

Do I have a beard?
Or just lazy no shaving
Face Hair mystery

Audition Haiku

All these dead hookers
Just aren't that funny these days
Good job A and F!

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Inherently flawed
I am Jack's utter defeat
Where to now? Who knows

Bonus Haiku

Math is hard it seems
Hey, is it dumb question day
Malpractice Ahoy

Haiku Wedsnesday

Small fish and big pond
An inconsequential spud
Cest La Vie, I guess

Tuesday Haiku Day

Working on the play
I feel like a giant nerd
Forced Celibacy

Whose Employable?
Well sheeee-it that sure ain't me!
Cardboard box law firm.

Maybe this time i'll post more

New Entry Haiku
Will I Continue This Trend?
Vartivar Hopes So!